treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them
This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner
WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE
This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D
The evolution of the paparazzi message.
1: Scarlett Johansson Reminds Us Just How Creepy Paparazzi are by having nothing better to do then following celebrities around.
2: Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield take that scuminess and use it to advocate for charity in 2012.
3: Benedict Cumberbatch reminds the paparazzi that there are more important things to be taking pictures of then him making amazing TV.
All in all, these four stars are brilliant examples on how to handle paparazzi and show just how classy they are and how aware they are of how fame isn’t everything.
i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know